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Friday, April 30, 2010

+ BILA LELAKI PULA MENGADA +


lelaki idaman malaya ~ gambar di curik dari puan google pregnant


Kalau perempuan majOk still cOmel kan

Sebab perempuan kurang kasih sayang

Perhatian kalahkan puan google pregnant

Tapi bila lelaki tibatiba pula nak mengada-ngada

Huhh.. bukan aku la perempuan itu yang nak layan


situasi 1: sms

lelaki: awk, saya demam panas la, asyik panas je badan ni.. hukhuk :(

perempuan: p la klinik

lelaki: tak nak la.. kesian la kat kita.. nak awak la...

perempuan: delete sms itu!


situasi 2: call

lelaki: awk, sy penat la.. banyak keja.. badan panas.. [baca dalam irama geli2 ~ nada]
*siap bunyi2 gedik, suara pOn x jelas*

perempuan: hello! hello! ada orang tak? tak dengar la.. sila cuba sebentar lagi

Personally, aku lebih suka lelaki matang

Lelaki yang tak mengada-ngada

Tapi suka mengadu masalah dengan cara berhemat

Bukan lelaki mengada-ngada yang nak perhatian

Tak payah la nak report sakit pening bagai

Tips untuk lelaki yang mahu perempuan prihatin

Si perempuan akan msg bila si lelaki senyap selama 1 minggu

Bila bercakap kat telepon

Bunyi batuk je, si perempuan itu akan tanya

Kenapa batuk? bila start batuk? dah makan ubat?

Si perempuan akan sentiasa ingatkan untuk makan ubat bagai

Dah menglahkan ibu si lelaki

Siap suruh 3G lagi bukti bila si lelaki dah makan ubat

Si perempuan itu adalah aku

Sebab aku adalah si perempuan yang caring bagai itu

Dan bukan taste aku lelaki yang mengada itu

Ada ciri2 mengada tak?

Sila tinggalkan resume untuk proses penyingkiran





41 comments:

si[jari] telunjuk said...

pergh...proses penyingkiran....haha.. uncle hazim tak macam tuh kan???

p3perak said...

hoh~ 1st! tak de hadiah..

uncle hazim tu kO punya.. dia macam tu ke?? aku x cOntact dia pOn..

si[jari] telunjuk said...

taklah..kami will always kawan~~~kawan baik takkan pernah jadik kekasih~~respect each other...

:))

::FAIZ FARISH:: said...

hahaha. kamu makin Matang

zOuL_iMMe said...

how about this..
"awak,saya demam nie! sebelum saya mati dan awak jadi janda,baik awak teman saya gi klinik sekarang. siap cepat!lambat tinggal."

haha

p3perak said...

si jari telunjuk:

yes! respect each other!
ko x pernah ada hati langsung ke??
wakakaka~

p3perak said...

Faiz Farish:

yes! kita semakin matang sbb kamu la.. hehehe~

p3perak said...

zOuL-iMMe:

if this happen..
"awak, kalau awak teman saya gi klinik, saya akan kawen dengan awk.."

ha... baru la boleh temankan gi klinik.. hehehe~

ASaDa RyutaRo said...

hahahaha...

wehh.. aku mengada2 x ea? lalala~

ek eleh.. semoga ketemu org yg betul2 pilihan hati la yoh.. hihi :P

err.. kdg2 mengada2 yg over itu lebih menyemakkan jiwa. hahaha

Berd said...

aku suka lelaki mengada.

i like it.

bhahahahah!

belalang hijau said...

lelaki mengada-ngada?
HHhhhmmmm...

muazlumut said...

ngada2 sikit je...takper

p3perak said...

Asada Ryutaro:

hahahaha..

weh, ko sila hantar resume, nnt aku cek kan thp kengadaan ko yerr..

bukan menyemakkan, menyerabutkan pun ada.. hehehehe..

ko setuju yerr??

p3perak said...

Berd:

ko kurang kasih syg.. laki mengada pOn ko sapu juga! wakakak..

p3perak said...

belalang hijau:

Mmmmmmm.....

p3perak said...

muazlumut:

kalau ngada byk2 macam mana?

muazlumut said...

ngada2 banyak...kena gi kaunseling,p3perak guna 'ko' biasanya org belah2 lumut,manjung,lekir yng guna..

p3perak said...

muazlumut:

p3 org teluk intan, dekat sikit la dr lumut n mnjung.. 1 jam..

ngada byk2 = ngada2 byk..

hehehe...

muaz sokong la yerr??

si[jari] telunjuk said...

hehe..hati aku dh neutral la... kitorg pon jarang2 mesej dah...ber YM pon kadang2 je....die praktikal cuti nih..sama cm ko gak la...

p3perak said...

jari:

hahaha.. sehati sejiwa.. dia selalu on je.. npe x ber-ym?? gaduh ke??

tehr said...

lelaki mengada-ngada
huh... tak kuasa u.

si[jari] telunjuk said...

Gadoh??
takdela..takut jemu lau salu sangat YM..hahha

p3perak said...

tehr:

i pOn x kuasa u.. hehehe..

p3perak said...

jari:

takut hilang dia yerr??

Aidi-Safuan said...

aih, pompuan je boleh manja2? nanti lelaki tak manja nanti, cakap lelaki nih tak paham pompuan la, xgentleman la. haihh

p3perak said...

Aidi-Safuan:

aihh.. laki boleh manja, tapi bukan ngada2 la.. beza tu, bro.. hehehe...

Kie-yu said...

if skali skala lelaki nk mengada xpe kot. tp kalo dah setiap mase elok bg penampa je. hehe~

p3perak said...

Kie-Yu:

hahaha.. good idea.. jadi benci pula.. ngada2 tak kena tempat.. huhu

Chaon Cornerz said...

knape mesti gamba tomok..? hahha...

p3perak said...

chaon cornerz:

sebab tak jumpa cari gambar chaon..

muazlumut said...

muaz ada tok sedara,pak sedara..ramai lagi kat teluk intan,kampung selabak

p3perak said...

muazlumut:

kg selabak?? tau2! hehehe..
Ohh.. p3 dulu sekolah menengah kat area situ..

wonderfuLife♥ ♥ said...

hehe..lwk la dailog ats tue..ganas gak eh gurls tue..hehe

p3perak said...

WonderfuLife:

p3 la si ganas tu..
hehehe...

fndrocka said...

lelaki yg tulis 'keRw' 'diEw' memag mengada2..nak bg mkn selipar

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